Before I got married, I had colored socks- After marriage, they all turned white. My favorite shoes disappeared. Plus, I suddenly lost 40 pounds. Well, I thought I lost 40 pounds; it turns out I got a good shit shave and a haircut and bath. Skid Marks; She cried. Whoever heard of such a thing, anyway?
"There is Everything In the Universe. And Everything Else after That." Donnie Harold Harris
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Sunday, May 31, 2020
Definition of Marriage; Sharp curve up ahead..
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