Definition of Marriage; Sharp curve up ahead..

Before I got married, I had colored socks- After marriage, they all turned white. My favorite shoes disappeared. Plus, I suddenly lost 40 pounds. Well, I thought I lost 40 pounds; it turns out I got a good shit shave and a haircut and bath. Skid Marks; She cried.  Whoever heard of such a thing, anyway?

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